lol. Sometimes I worry your voice is so good, people will get distracted by it and actually think it's real. Maybe that's the point. Delightfully abrasive, provocative, self-lacerating, disagreeable, forward thinking and yet loopy. But also as always insightful, and brave through the obsessive humiliation. The obsessive evaluations. The compulsive compulsion of editing *in* what everyone else would almost certainly edit *out*.. Is saying the worst thing, the best thing? Is it the antidote to the filters and the fake jets and therapy talk? Or is it just the inverse? Is it its own indulgence? Is this the ultimate diagnosis of substack 2026, or just another substack 2026? Both? I don't really know. But you certainly got me feeling many feelings.
His voice is too good, I think your worry is completely founded if you don't mind me saying so. Sincerely, a white contemporary, Albino Mississippi mud cricket ass editor.
New landlord is a neurotic millennial, architect, historic conservationist, bless him, he only owns a few really nice properties. No idea how we got this spot. (Edith, we got it because of her)
I just have one thing to say having lived it. Dark wood or imitation wood flooring? Leave that shit for the French and the English, colonial bullshit du juour. It’s novel for 30 seconds, then it’s depressing as fuck. Also, don’t fuck with tenants who know building codes and can pull ADA accomodation needs outta their hats. But, that’s enough liability for one comment.
My favorite line is “I couldn’t see any world where the clown didn’t work for me.” I like the elitism, at war with a mix of other energies. Very midlife.
“No one likes a neurotic bully.” - Andrew my brother this one bold ass fuckin' lie, shame the devil tell the truth. If people didn't like neurotic bullies I'd have NO business. Wait, maybe you have to be funny? Wait, you definitely have to be white tho. No, Wait, man, my meds haven't kicked in yet.
lol. Sometimes I worry your voice is so good, people will get distracted by it and actually think it's real. Maybe that's the point. Delightfully abrasive, provocative, self-lacerating, disagreeable, forward thinking and yet loopy. But also as always insightful, and brave through the obsessive humiliation. The obsessive evaluations. The compulsive compulsion of editing *in* what everyone else would almost certainly edit *out*.. Is saying the worst thing, the best thing? Is it the antidote to the filters and the fake jets and therapy talk? Or is it just the inverse? Is it its own indulgence? Is this the ultimate diagnosis of substack 2026, or just another substack 2026? Both? I don't really know. But you certainly got me feeling many feelings.
There's a new medication brought to the market every day.
All your white fans reading your piece rn 👀😐🤣🩵
And no one will give me 500 vicodin!
His voice is too good, I think your worry is completely founded if you don't mind me saying so. Sincerely, a white contemporary, Albino Mississippi mud cricket ass editor.
Well at least i have my good looks.
You are dashingly handsome. I'm still weirded out I just wrote a post asking where this one was that drops Sunday. (I'm not editing the post.)
Lol, yeah that is too funny. I promise I'd given you the nicest roof ever!
New landlord is a neurotic millennial, architect, historic conservationist, bless him, he only owns a few really nice properties. No idea how we got this spot. (Edith, we got it because of her)
I just have one thing to say having lived it. Dark wood or imitation wood flooring? Leave that shit for the French and the English, colonial bullshit du juour. It’s novel for 30 seconds, then it’s depressing as fuck. Also, don’t fuck with tenants who know building codes and can pull ADA accomodation needs outta their hats. But, that’s enough liability for one comment.
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My favorite line is “I couldn’t see any world where the clown didn’t work for me.” I like the elitism, at war with a mix of other energies. Very midlife.
Very midlife, very 3 doctor visits a year. Ha! Thanks for reading!
“No one likes a neurotic bully.” - Andrew my brother this one bold ass fuckin' lie, shame the devil tell the truth. If people didn't like neurotic bullies I'd have NO business. Wait, maybe you have to be funny? Wait, you definitely have to be white tho. No, Wait, man, my meds haven't kicked in yet.
Ha! It takes a refined taste to like a neurotic bully.